Courtney Gets Blohan’s Sloppy Seconds

Lindsay Blohan and James Burke had a little thing about six months ago. James, 20, and Blohan hooked up in NYC and were spotted making out and shit. I guess James comes recommended, because Courtney Love, 42, is now tapping the meat. The pair were seen together at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles and left kissing and holding hands.

A witness said, “They definitely looked like they were on a date, and they seemed really into each other.”

He’s fug and greasy. I’m glad that these Hollywood trolls keep it in the family though. It would gross me out just to think that I’m sucking a dick that was once in a firecrotch. I’d do it anyway though.